Takin' Shots

So as I made my daily commute to the shop this morning I was struck by a passing vehicle on Cliff Avenue just hardly south of Avera McKennan. I was minding my own business roughly a block or so from work when a passer bys side view mirror hit me in the left shoulder. I did NOT go down somehow, but to add insult to injury the clown in his cage decided that he had better flip me off and honk at me while simultaneously riding the curb all the way to 26th street. By this time I am beside myself pissed and started cranking away trying to catch this car at the red light....as it turns out the gods must have been smiling at this guy and turned the light green. I'm not exactly sure what I would have done had I caught this magnificent specimen of jackassery but I'm sure it would not have been pretty. I claim to be no tough guy but c'mon....almost running someone down on the street and then flipping off and honking at them?!? Keep an eye peeled for a white chevy something or other with a Wisconsin plate...